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Smiler  
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 More options Dec 17 2009, 3:23 am
Newsgroups: alt.atheism, alt.talk.creationism, talk.atheism
From: "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:23:50 -0000
Local: Thurs, Dec 17 2009 3:23 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!

Vogon poetry?

--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer


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Christopher A. Lee  
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 More options Dec 17 2009, 3:37 am
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From: Christopher A. Lee <ca...@optonline.net>
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:37:54 -0500
Local: Thurs, Dec 17 2009 3:37 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!
On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:23:50 -0000, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com>
wrote:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly! Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits in a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiouly drangle me with crinkly bindle werdles,
For otherwise I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with
My blurglecruncheon see if I don't.

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Rev. Karl E. Taylor  
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 More options Dec 17 2009, 3:54 am
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From: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" <ktaylo...@getnet.net>
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:54:05 -0700
Local: Thurs, Dec 17 2009 3:54 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!
IlBeBa...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
>> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...

>> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.

>> Budikka

> This of course means that You and all other Atheists  will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
> account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
> moral mandates.   ( And posting the shortcomings of other Christians
> and Creationists will also help better your situation....) .

And since you have yet to present even one shred of objective evidence
for his creator or yours, your words ring hallow.  And empty threat from
an empty head.

Go take your delusion somewhere else, Davy.  Adults don't respond to
childish threats and mythical monsters.

--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Brian E. Clark  
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 More options Dec 17 2009, 5:35 am
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From: Brian E. Clark <brianecl...@address.invalid.invalid>
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:35:28 -0500
Local: Thurs, Dec 17 2009 5:35 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!
In article <0fd14403-538a-46af-ae27-b71c86ae0995
@r1g2000vbn.googlegroups.com>, ilbeba...@gmail.com says...

> > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.

> > Budikka

> This of course means that You and all other Atheists  will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
> account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
> moral mandates.

Perhaps there really is a God, but upon meeting him you
discover that he's more concerned about your using your
brains than in slavishly believing the words of whichever
clergyman presided at your parents' church.

Do you think he'll forgive your refusal to probe the flaws
in your religion's mythologies? Will he overlook your
disavowal of reason in favor of a mindless faith that made
light of obvious contradictions in the Bible and flaws in
your theology?

No, you'd be well and truly screwed. Poor you. And having
made no practice in reasoned argument, you'd be unable to
mount even an echo of a sensible defense. Such irony.

> ( And posting the shortcomings of other Christians
> and Creationists will also help better your situation....) .

Okay, this sounds like a fun game. Let's figure out our
fate in other fairy tales, shall we? Will you be eaten by
the Big Bad Wolf? Will Christopher A. Lee fall victim to a
bridge troll? Will Perseus rescue Robyn from the Kraken?

Are you scared yet?

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Discussion subject changed to "Moronic Piece of Trash "I'll be Bauck" Still RUNNING" by Budikka666
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 More options Dec 17 2009, 11:39 pm
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From: Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net>
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:39:58 -0800 (PST)
Local: Thurs, Dec 17 2009 11:39 pm
Subject: Moronic Piece of Trash "I'll be Bauck" Still RUNNING
Unmet challenge #1
The challenge I offered you in this thread:
http://tinyurl.com/nubnxr
on May 11th 2009, only to see you RUN AWAY.

Unmet challenge #2
Provide *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation.  Not Bible
quotes.  Not quotes from creationists or atheists or evolutionists.
Not divine revelation.  Not juvenile unsupported ignorant assertions.
Not chants of 'no it isn't!'.  Not counter challenges when you haven't
even met ours, but *positive*, *scientific* evidence *for* a creation.

Unmet challenge #3
Provide evidence that shows how DNA is the work of a creator.  Show us
this evidence and explain how it demonstrates a creator.

Unmet challenge #4
Support claims that bacteria have never arisen from anything other
than bacteria/life has never arisen from anything but life.

Unmet challenge #5
Provide evidence in support of the creationist claim that information
cannot be added to a genome.

Unmet challenge #6
Define scientifically what the "genetic boundaries" are: specifically
what the mechanism is which (according to creationist claims) prevents
one species from evolving into another species over time.

Unmet Challenge #7
Provide your scientific evidence (as opposed to your LYING,
unsupported bullshit, which has been refuted repeatedly) to support
your creationist claim that life cannot arise from organic chemistry,
when scientists have repeatedly demonstrated that the truth is quite
to the contrary

Unmet Challenge #8
Prove that there's a god out there waiting to judge me when I die.
Otherwise you and your creationist fundie ilk are nothing but pathetic
LIARS and FRAUDS.

Unmet Challenge #9
Prove that we have a soul.  Demonstrate scientifically where it is and
what its purpose is.

Unmet Challenge #10
Prove that this fictional Jesus isn't fictional and that he literally
died and that he came back to life and went to Heaven.

Here's a list of the strongest advocates of creation on Usenet WHO
HAVE FLED one or more of these challenges:
Chicken Adman
Chicken Andrew
Chicken Brother Ted
Chicken Codebreaker
Chicken Curtjester1
Chicken Duke
Chicken Gabriel
Chicken I'll Be Bauck
Chicken Pastor Dave

Let's face it, NOT A SINGLE creationist on Usenet has been able to
find the guts to face these challenges.  This fictional god of theirs
has deserted every one of these liars and frauds  That's what a sad,
pathetic and vacuous bunch of lousy, low-life scum they are.

Case closed.  End of story.  End of You.

Budikka


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Discussion subject changed to "Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!" by Hannele
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 More options Dec 18 2009, 1:14 am
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From: Hannele <hann...@lycos.nl>
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:14:26 +0100
Local: Fri, Dec 18 2009 1:14 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!
On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:37:54 +0100, Christopher A. Lee  

Thank you so much, now I've got a killer of a headache and I'm feeling  
nauseous. It's evil you are! ;-)

--
Hannele, A.A #2211

There are at least as many gods as there are believers.


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Alan Charbonneau  
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 More options Dec 20 2009, 7:54 am
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From: Alan Charbonneau <alancfa2...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:54:41 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sun, Dec 20 2009 7:54 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!
On Dec 16, 4:33 pm, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Dec 15, 3:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:

> >http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...

> > This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.

> > Budikka

> This of course means that You and all other Atheists  will get off
> scott-free when the time comes to stand before The Creator to give
> account of how you lived your earthly life apart from God and his
> moral mandates.   ( And posting the shortcomings of other Christians
> and Creationists will also help better your situation....) .

God's moral mandates include not eating shellfish or rabbits (because,
as we all know, rabbits chew their cud).  This is the same God that
sent to she-bears out to kill 42 little children for teasing Elijah
about his baldness.  Moral mandates?  From Jehovah???

Here is some of the splendid reading material provided by the OT.
Make sure you read this to some children in Sunday School so that they
can benefit from the Word of God...
Ezekiel 23: 16 As soon as she saw them, she lusted after them and sent
messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 Then the Babylonians came to her, to
the bed of love, and in their lust they defiled her. After she had
been defiled by them, she turned away from them in disgust. 18 When
she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her nakedness, I
turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her
sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled
the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There
she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys
and whose emission was like that of horses.

Sacred Scripture and all that...


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livvy  
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 More options Dec 20 2009, 8:21 am
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From: livvy <go...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:21:51 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sun, Dec 20 2009 8:21 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!
On Dec 15, 4:47 pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:

> http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Young-earth_creationist_Kent_Hovind%27s...

> This guy and everything about him is a sad joke.

> Budikka

and yet you created a space-wasting slug place.  Says more about you
than him...he would have been ignored without your presentation.

Yet, you had a need to fling stuff...can you tell us why?


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 More options Dec 20 2009, 8:26 am
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From: livvy <go...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:26:35 -0800 (PST)
Local: Sun, Dec 20 2009 8:26 am
Subject: Re: Convicted Creationist Kent Hovind's Excuse for a Doctoral Dissertation Online!
On Dec 16, 2:07 am, Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote:

and if there's ever a time whe you do learn to form sentences, and
form. intelligent.....oh, nevermind,  Carry on with the yammering,
like you do.

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